The game of golf

w. Check out the photo as it explains why I DO NOT play golf. Actually it's an ad for a TV screen that shows everything clearly!
p. Why do I play golf? Well, only four times a week. It's a pastoral thing actually as people tell me many of their stories, during the game, and at the 19th hole.
w. Hmmmm. A pastoral scene indeed. (singing)Green fields are gone now, parchedby the sun...'