Day in the life of a pet rabbit

Day in the life of Ozzie, the rabbit. Thump on the door to the house at 7 a.m. demanding breakfast. Share a plate with Izzie. Tease him a bit. Run in circles around Wendy to show that I own her. Try to eat her clothes.  Chew rug.  Watch the cars go by. Eat again. Go to the naughty corner and do my bit for recycling composting etc. Rest up a bit and then do my stretch exercises. Annoy Izzie again until he runs into the tunnel under the sofa where I chucked out the stuffing. Eat again.  Watch the cars go by  etc. etc.