Scribbling at a Rotary dinner auction

When I wasn't drinking, eating, dancing, I found a pen and scribbled on the back of the auction notes - the Italian double-jointed pop diva, the big-voiced auctioneer, a few glasses and bottles on our table, and no, that wasn't a person sitting at the table, but a large teddy bear bought at the auction by one of the women, and this gorgeous bear sat opposite me most of the evening! I think they made many thousands of dollars last night which goes to numerous good causes including sending containers to the South Pacific for schools and hospitals.
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